More useless crap about Dave

So here's where you can find more useless stuff about me. These are online tests and such that I've taken.

Click here to find out what size you really are

If I was an Autobot, I'd be:

Take the Transformers personality test at android5.com!

I am Gonorrhea. Love me.

Take the Affliction Test Today!

I scored 7 on the pervertedlogic.com CyberWhore Poll!

You're a TIMID TYPIST! Since you've finally gotten yourself on this new-fangled internet thingy, you've gone out of your way to avoid anything that might sully the pure image you hold of yourself. You're simply above all that, right? Hmmm... what's this here in your history folder? http://www.goatse.cx?

Click here to find out what robot you really are

I am 34% ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.

I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!

Take the INTERNET-ADDICT Test at Fuali.com!

10% - 20% (Angsty Teenager)

The beginning.
All good DeathKiddies start off as angsty teenagers.
From here, you can only go down. And down. And down.
If you think you're pissed off now, wait until you get to highschool.

Take the DeathKiddy Test!

If I were a James Bond villain, I would be Pussy Galore.

I enjoy flying, a good roll in the hay, and nerve gassing army bases.

I am played by Honor Blackman in Goldfinger.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

If I were a work of art, I would be M. C. Escher's Lizards.

I am a bizarre juxtaposition of the real and the unreal. Based in the realm of mathematics, my two-dimensional appearance belies a complex and free-willed behaviour which both delights and confuses people.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

I am a Lobster Telephone.

For nine potatoes have my multi-throttled keys subdued the nice leaves of strangers. Sprays of wild satin guacamole enters my document. I relish four mushroom deals with metal.

Do you bite the wax tadpole? The Utterly Surreal Test

[If I were an online test, I would be The Lord of the Rings Character Test]

I'm The Lord of the Rings Character Test!

I like to think that everyone is really a character in my strange fictional world - I don't care if no-one outside it has a clue what I'm on about.

Click here to find out which test you are!

Celeborn

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Celeborn, Elf, King of Lothlorien, husband of Galadriel and grandfather of Arwen.

In the movie, I am played by Marton Csokas.

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test

See which Ab Fab character you are! click here
quiz made by xqueeniex
I am 52.5% British, just like
Hugh Grant
Thought you drive a British sports car you are most likely to have a blowout in LA.

Take the Brit Quiz at
www.darrenlondon.tripod.com/britquiz1.htm
Quiz written by Daz

Take the What Cat Are You? test by

webkin!
Strawberry: 30/100 Pear: 40/100 Banana: 60/100 Tomato: 10/100 Lemon: 0/100

Take the What Fruit Are You? test by webkin and aaronr!
Which Evil Criminal are You?