You and me, baby
ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby
ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Sweat baby sweat baby
sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants
and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert
and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch
you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered
want you covered
like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx
never reach an apex
like Coca-Cola stock
you are inclined To make me rise
an hour early just like
Daylight Savings Time Do it now

Love the kind you clean up
with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
only God knows where we suck it Heiroglyphics? Let me be specific
I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that
the motion of your ocean means
'Small Craft Advisory'
So if I capsize on your thighs
high tide B-5 you sunk
my battleship Please turn me
on I'm Mister Coffee with an
automatic drip
Show me yours I'll show you mine
'Tool Time' you'll love it
just like Lyle And then we'll
do it doggy style so we
can both watch 'X-Files'
Do it now