Trendy
everybody's doin' the fish
yea! yea! yea!
everybody's doin' the fish, yea, yea, yea...

it's not so bad bein' trendy
everyone who looks like me is my friend
please don't hate me because i'm trendy
they're not gonna laugh at me again.

everybody does it
why don't you?
everybody does it...
maybe you should too,
cause you don't wanna be left out
you wanna be cool.

it's not so bad bein' trendy
everyone who looks like me is my friend
please don't hate me because i'm trendy
(i'm gonna do it because it's trendy)
they're not gonna laugh at me again!

everybody's makin' fun of me
cause they say, i'm so trendy
cause i do what others do
they'll make fun of me
they'll make fun of you
i don't wanna be left out...
i wanna be cool!
(makin'fun of trendy people is the trendiest thing of all)

Join The Club

was gonna call my friends and get'em all together
i was gonna go and start a band,
but everything i wanna do has already been done.
why would i wanna go and do it again?
everybody...plays guitar.

she's so cute (if you know what i mean)
she's the cutest little girl, that i've ever seen.
maybe she'll like me if i play guitar
maybe she'll like me if i'm the lead singer yea,
oh yea! there's so many bands, and we all look the same...

i just saw them, up on stage and i don't
remember how good they played.
he can't sing,
but i'd pay just to see her face, yea, yea, yea, yea...

everybody's in a band yea, yea, yea
have you heard of my band? oh, ooh, ooh
we try to be different
but i guess that's nothing new.

She Has A Girlfriend Now
she has a girlfriend now
she has a girlfriend now
she has a girlfriend now, she said
"guys don't do no more for me"

"you never loved me, like i wanted you to"
"i loved you baby, what do you want me to do?"

she said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand
she said she found someone who's gonna understand
she don't need nobody to be her man
she don't need nobody to be her man

i never thought it would end like this
just because i've got no tits
i'll shave my legs, i'll wear a bra
i'll even cut my penis off for you...
she has a girlfriend now.

Snoop Dog, Baby
I'm just a mutt
And nowhere is my home
Where dignity's a land mine
In the school of lost hope
I've panhandled for a life because
I'm not afraid to beg
Hand me down your lost and founds
Of second hand regret

You better swallow your pride
Or you're gonna choke on it
You better digest your values
Because they turn to shit
Honor's gonna knock you down
Before your chance to stand up and fight
I know I'm not the one
I got no pride

Sects of disconnection
And traditions of lost faith
No culture's worth a stream of piss
Or a bullet in my face
To hell with unity
Seperation's gonna kill us all
Torn to shreds and disjointed
Before the final fall

You better swallow your pride
Or you're gonna choke on it
You better digest your values
Because they turn to shit
Honor's gonna knock you down
Before your chance to stand up and fight
I know I'm not the one
I got no pride

You better swallow your pride
Or you're gonna choke on it
You better digest your values
Because they turn to shit
Honor's gonna knock you down
Before your chance to stand up and fight
I know I'm not the one

I got no pride...
Close your eyes and die...
I got no pride...
I got no pride...

Beer
she called me late last night, to say she loved me so
it didn't matter anymore, but i say she never cared
and that she never will, i'd do it all again
i guess i'll have to wait until then

if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.

she called me late last night, to say she loved me,
so..? but i guess he changed her mind.
well i should have known it wouldn't be
all right, but i can't live without her
so i won't even try...

maybe some day, i'll think of what to say.
maybe next time i'll remember what to do,
she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
(and she said)
it's ok boy cause you know
we'll be good friends
and i say, i think i'll have myself a beer.

241
(you know the words)

Everything Sucks

S.R.
what ever happened to suburban rhythm?
why did ed and scott quit?
please don't go, suburban rhythm
all the other bands are just shit.

Skatanic
watchin' you sleep, i'm lookin' in your window,
everyday i drive past your house
standin' in your front yard, why don't you come out?
watchin' you sleep...nowhere to hide,
one of these days i'm gonna come inside
it must be love,
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch i love you i'm not crazy?!

walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away
i just wanna talk to you!
maybe she's got better things to do
don't be afraid...to feel my touch,
don't worry babe i won't hurt you much.
it must be love
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch i love you i'm not crazy.

i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
no matter what you say, now here i come.

All I Want Is More
why can't she make up her fuckin' mind
i'm just sittin' here wastin' so much time
i know it's my fault but it's not my problem anymore...
some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
i'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!"
but everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin'
she gave me everything...all i want is more...

i wrote this song for her. but it won't
make up for anything. i know it's too late
so why do i wait? it's not my problem
anymore...
some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
i'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!?"
but everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin'
she won't do anything and i'll always wait for her...

some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
i'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!?"
everybody's talkin', they know that i'm lyin'
she gave me everything
but all i want is more
all i want is more

Nothin'

everytime i try so hard i get nothin' (nothin')
they say try and you won't fail, i get nothin' (nothin')
i did all that i could i got nothin' (nothin')
i tried so hard, for nothin' (nothin')

i never wanted it that way, guess there was nothin' i could say
i don't know what i want
but i know i don't want this
i give up, i give in, i know i'm never gonna win

i know it's really not your fault
i'm gonna blame you anyway
you say you're sorry but i know it won't do no good
i give up, i give in, i know i'm never gonna win.

i don't fuckin' care, i don't fuckin' care
i don't fuckin' care anymore
it's gonna be all right
cause i don't fuckin' care anymore.

Say "Ten"
she's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs, not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin' sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i
know this broccoli's dead

vegetarian, i'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian...she's a

poor little cow, little sheep, little fish
how can I sleep? when carrots are bleedin'
plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry,
you say "it's not so bad, they're only
vegetables", that's what you said
maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
and they're better off dead.

save a plant, eat a cow,
i want beef, i want it now!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
maybe i should eat it raw let the
blood run down my jaw
i'd eat people if it was legal,
i'd eat people if it was legal!

I'll Never Be
everybody's lookin' at me
thought i saw my face on mtv
or a magazine that she won't read, stole
her heart but it's not my fault, lookin' at
my picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea.

i'll never be...a rock and roll star
i'll never be...anything, anything at all,
drives me crazy, can't get away,
somebody tell me...when do we get paid?

everybody's lookin' at me
thought by now i'd be on mtv
or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone,
and i won't be alone with your
money in my pocket and face on your t-shirt yea.

i'll never be...a rock and roll star
i'll never be...anything, anything at all,
drives me crazy, can't get away,
but i try and i try and i try and i try
every day
every day
said i'll never be, a rock and roll star
i'll never be...anything, anything at all.

Alternative, Baby
well, i see you up on stage and i don't know just
what you're sayin', but you're my hero...
and a guy just kicked me in the head, a little girl
just passed out dead, i'm in between a big jock
and a sweaty skinhead but i love you
whatever that means...but i don't wanna talk
to you, cause i know i'd just say some thing
stupid and i know you've got better things to do.

hey, little alternative girl
don't you wanna be my friend?
you know I'm singin' all my songs to you
it's all right if you don't understand.

maybe i shouldn't be so serious, tellin' you that
everything sucks cause i don't wanna bring you down
but it never ever works out right, i'm gonna lose,
give up the fight, i won't get what i want
won't get anything but i love you...whatever that means.
and they don't wanna talk to me cause they know
what i'll turn out to be, i said i was cool
but i can't lie to you (but i do)

hey, little alternative girl
don't you wanna be my friend?
you know i'm singin' all my songs to you
it's all right if you don't understand.

and i don't wanna start again cause i know
it'll be the same in the end
i didn't like it the first time anyway.