A FAQ for the Journal

Eel-grass
No matter what I say,
All that I really love
Is the rain that flattens on the bay,
And the eel-grass in the cove;
The jingle-shells that lie on the beach
At the tide-line, and the trace
Of higher tides along the beach:
Nothing in this place.
--Edna St. Vincent Millay

Who is this person?
Shelly Armstrong Houghton. A 24-year-old junior studying Linguistics at Michigan State University. The wife of Andy Houghton. A cat-owner. A lover of languages.

What does she look like?
It's easiest if you just look at the picture.

Who are all these people she keeps referring to, and why are they mentioned at all?

Andy
The Husband. That man that lives in the same apartment. He's adorable.

Wendy
Wendy is a long-time friend of Shelly's who also keeps a journal.

Jeff C.
Jeff C. is probably one of Shelly's closest and most trusted friends, which is a fact that has developed over the past year.

Jeff D.
Jeff D. and Shelly argue a lot, but have somehow built a foundation of friendship that doesn't go away even when they don't speak for two months after being forced to spend more than a day in each other's presence.

Tiffy
Tiffy is a constant in Shelly's life. They have breakfast together, and do other random things now and then.

Daryl
Daryl's an odd cookie. Shelly likes him, though. He's got to be one of the least judgmental people she knows.

Bridgette and Richard (and Dominic)
These two are ... very relaxing to be around. Andy and Shelly are rarely more relaxed than after an evening spent with Rick and Bridgette. Our intrepid heroine likes them quite a bit. Also loved is their baby boy (god, he's nearly two) Dominic, who will someday rail at his parents for calling him their little packzi. (pronounced "poonch-key." It's the name of a pastry, 'cause he was born on Fat Tuesday, which is when packzis are eaten).

The Family
Mom and Dad are self-explanatory. Two little brothers: Frankie, 18 & Mikie, 12. Doesn't everyone have 'family issues'?

Kris, Marcellous, Fred
These are the other people that make guest appearances in Shelly's life, some more than others. She would consider some of them 'friends,' and others 'acquaintances,' but none of them are people she focuses on very often. If that changes, so will this list. They're only here because she may occasionally mention their names in the journal.

Anni/Mel, Deb, Lance
These people fall into a general heading of "Net Friends," but it's not very fair to stick them all in the same category, since they're all very different people with very different relationships with Shelly. Anni/Mel and Deb are people she talks to a lot throughout each day. Lance is a linguist that she's known for several years now and finds herself talking to at least once a day.

What about the places she mentions?

Barley's
A bar that she visits once in a while. They have trivia, nice waitresses, and an appropriately seedy atmosphere. She smokes, drinks, and likes to talk to her friends at Barley's. It's anonymous, except that the waitresses know the group by sight and can generally even predict what they'll be drinking that evening.

MSU
Michigan State University. This is where she's getting her degree. It's located in East Lansing, MI.

Home
Home is an apartment located in South Lansing. It has two bedrooms, tan carpets, and a balcony. It also has an orange velvet couch, often referred to by Shelly as "The Pimp Couch," though not in this journal. It's never clean enough.

Bath
Bath is a smallish town about 15 minutes from Lansing. Shelly goes there often, because all of her friends and her husband are involved with Bath's Community Theatre. Oddly, very few of them live in Bath. Bath reminds Shelly of her hometown...

Columbia
Columbia is the itty bitty town near the northeast coast of North Carolina that Shelly grew up in. She visits there on Holidays, and when she talks about calling home that's where she's talking about. There's a wild mixture of good and bad when she recalls living in Columbia.

The often mentioned but never explained 'online'.
By 'online,' she generally means 'on PernMUSH or TooMUSH.'

Does Shelly like to get email?
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Does she also like writing about herself in third person?
She has no preference, really, but started out this way and was unable to stop herself. Fortunately, this doesn't occur in her journal proper.

Is there a notification list?
Sure! If you want to be informed when there's a new entry up, send Shelly email and she'll be sure to let you know.

Is there anything else I should know?
Yeah. If you're mentioned in this journal or on this basic information page and you don't want to be, you should send Shelly email and let her know. She'll take out references to your name without any argument and replace them with an alias.

Is that really it?
Well, no:

If you have any other questions, please send me mail.

3/24/00