Top Ten Santa Pick-up Lines

TOP TEN SANTA PICK-UP LINES

10. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."

 9. "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."

 8. "I've got something you can hang a wreath on."
 
 7. "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"

 6. "Buy you a Zima?"

 5. "That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."

 4. "Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."

 3. "I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"

 2. "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of 
    love!"

 1. "I've got an elf in my pants!"