Vomit vs. Dorm Food

  20 Reasons Why Vomit is Better Than Dorm Food 
      
       * 1. After you vomit, you feel better.
       * 2. You can vomit whenever you want.
       * 3. When you vomit, you don't have to wait in line.
       * 4. Vomit is always warm.
       * 5. You don't have to sneak vomit out of the cafeteria.
       * 6. When you're vomiting, a bent spoon is an advantage.
       * 7. You can lose weight vomiting.
       * 8. You don't have to pay to vomit.
       * 9. Vomit is SUPPOSED to look like that.
       * 10. When you vomit, you don't have to come back for seconds.
       * 11. You don't have to vomit everyday.
       * 12. Vomiting can never cause you to eat dorm food afterward.
       * 13. You can vomit without a photo ID.
       * 14. Vomit is organic and biodegradable.
       * 15. They don't ration vomit.
       * 16. After you vomit, at least you know what you've eaten.
       * 17. Plastic vomit is funny; plastic dorm food is redundant.
       * 18. You don't have to vomit the same thing five days in a row.
       * 19. A dog will eat vomit.
       * 20. After you vomit, at least there's some taste in your mouth.