Alien
Letter to Earth
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Dear Earthling,
Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet. I have
transformed myself into this text file. As you are reading it, I am having
sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you are smiling. Please
pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny.
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A Response I Received to the Above Message
Hi to the Dyni-amo
To quote the immortal Hiesenberg your dimensional reality as defined by
momentum and euclidian free space indicates that your fermi surface of life
is caught in a brullion zone with highly degenerate quantum states.
How can you be in two places at one time when your not anywhere at all
FST
Dr. Ellis
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