Alien

Letter to Earth



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Dear Earthling,



Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet. I have

transformed myself into this text file. As you are reading it, I am having

sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you are smiling. Please

pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny.



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A Response I Received to the Above Message


Hi to the Dyni-amo

To quote the immortal Hiesenberg your dimensional reality as defined by
momentum and euclidian free space indicates that your fermi surface of life
is caught in a brullion zone with highly degenerate quantum states.

How can you be in two places at one time when your not anywhere at all
FST

Dr. Ellis

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