25 Ways to Cope With Stress

25 Ways to Cope with STRESS

 1.      Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze
         them out.  See how many you can do at once.
 2.      Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice
          -versa.
 3.      Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
 4.      When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you
         have other plans.
 5.      Make a list of things to do that you've already
         done.
 6.      Dance naked in front of your pets.
 7.      Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send
         them off to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
 8.      Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.
 9.      Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and
          launch them from high places.
 10.     Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw
         underwear on the natives.
 11.     Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.
 12.     Go shopping. Buy everything.  Sweat in it.  Return
         it the next day.
 13.     Buy a subscription of "Sleezoid Weekly" and send
         it to your boss's wife.
 14.     Pay your electric bill in pennies.
 15.     Drive to work in reverse.
 16.     Find out what a frog in a blender really looks
         like.
 17.     Tell your boss to "blow it out of your mule" and
         let him/her figure it out.
 18.     Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg.
 19.     Polish your car with ear wax.
 20.     Read the dictionary upside down and look for
         secret messages.
 21.     Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it
         when it comes back to you.
 22.     Braid the hairs in each nostril.
 23.     Write a short story using alphabet soup.
 24.     Stare at people through the tines of a fork and
         pretend they're in jail.
 25.     Make up a language and ask people for directions.
 Bonus.  Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and
         place it back in the wrapper.