The Science Wars can come directly to your home now with this Bruno Latour Action Figure.  The figure is ready to engage in action with his Actor Network Communicator and built-in Rhetorical Device.  For particular difficult problems, a black box is always at hand.  Be the first in your neighborhood to get one.
Coming Soon: The Chicken Little Action Figure.  Chicken Little thinks the sky is falling whenever someone says "Science Studies."  Chicken Little comes complete with ruffled feathers and sharp tongue.  When a hidden button is pushed, Chicken Little says: "Only scientists can talk about science" or "Leave science to the scientists."  Beyond that, it doesn't do very much.  Watch for it soon at a store near you.