Pamela Mordus -- Pamela is a really cool individual, even if she does go to that other school. Granted, I haven't known her for as long as most of the other people on this page, but she still gets to be listed first. It's amazing how much ICQ can allow people to get to know each other. I even helped her design her web page. Well, maybe help is too strong of a word. I was there, at least. Anyway, she's a great opponent in staring contests and a wonderful person through and through. Go to her web page and see if you can add any superlatives.
Amy Pearson -- We've been in various bands together for quite some time, the most recent being the Spartan Marching Band. But before that were many others... Well, we went to high school together too. Heck, I've even known Amy since before she was obsessed with Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, and that's been a while. I also feed Farraday for her every now and then.
Andy Faber -- Okay, Faber doesn't actually have a web page, but you can send him e-mail. But he probably won't get it. The guy almost has an Associate's degree in computer stuff before he graduates from high school, and now he can't figure out the email system at Central Michigan. *sigh* (although I have heard that Central's e-mail system is very strange) Anyway, he's a fellow Andy who knows the long way to Port Huron. Ask about his Gesture of the Day or Insult Fest '95.
Brandon Wirtz -- My neighbor down the hall for the three semesters. He overclocks his Frankenstein's monster of a computer like a maniac. Unfortunately he doesn't live down the hall anymore as he's hiding out in the back woods posing as a camp counselor or something. Ah well. Such is life. *sigh* His web-page is almost guaranteed to crash your system. Click on the link; I dare you.
Scribe -- Ah, you ask, "Why does Scribe come after Brandon?" The answer is simple: Scribe's first name is Brian. And this is alphabetical by first name, after all. Anyway, Scribe's really cool (especially considering he worked in an ice factory all summer), even if he doesn't live on my floor this year. Check out his patented line of Scribe Wear (tm) and his dog Champ.
David Kaye -- The Messiah. He sings, he dances, he perfroms miracles. Well, not necessarily that last one, but he's still cool. And not only is he darn good ScrabbleTM player (house rules, of course), but he's also a SUPER COBBLER! Not to mention a fellow aspiring actor. Be sure to read his composition "Gooey Eyes." It's modern philosophy at its finest.
Stephen Yen -- My neighbor in the dorms for three semesters, and my brother's neighbor in the dorms for three years before that. But he's graduated now. And he's once again my brother's neighbor, as they're living in the same house while atttending grad school. He's an engineer, so he can fire while cloaked. Check out the picture of him being slightly insane...
Gavin Craig -- My fearless companion through Calc 132. He's an English major, so needs no more math courses. Grrr. He's also one of the most eloquent people I know, a writer of considerable merit, and the founder of "The Offbeat," a groovy new literary magazine on campus. And he's got a band (intermittently, anyway).
Jay Saenz -- A stalwart compatriot through high school, my roomate at MSU, a trumpet player in the SMB and someone who can dramatically vomit on cue. Sort of.
Jake Lande -- My Physics partner in fall of '97. He can tell you how to pole vault and knows first hand that vacuum pumps suck. Visit his page or you will pay the ultimate price (four and a half cents). He's also recently updates his web page...push the turbo button on your computer if you've got it; you're gonna need all the power you can get.
John Mistalski-- Lives off campus in the House of Doom. I've known him since Mrs. McBAin's freshman biology class in high school. He's a drummer, and an all around wild guy who doesn't have a sister. And he knows when the Apocalypse is upon us.
Leslie Gryniewicz -- I first met Leslie my sophomore year of high school, when I was teaching her marching band fundamentals that every Freshman needed to know. From there I recruited her to the staff of the illustrious Tomahawk and we've definitely had some interesting times. She's an incredibly fun individual, even if she did choose the other school. And, heck, she's an official "Andy."
Matt Mercieca -- We've been friends since the third grade. For the first three months he couldn't remember my name. And he's a CPS major who hasn't updated his web page since freshman year. He's also now my next door neighbor in Butterfield Hall. Ask him anything about Star Trek. I dare you.
Mark Spano --GRABEN!!!!!! Science Olympiad was a blast. 'Nuff said. Originally this was the coolest homepage he ever made, but he took down that title, so I guess it wasn't for a while, but he's recently assured me that it's still the coolest homepage he ever made. If that makes sense.
Mike Eddy --We went to high school together, and had a darn groovy lunch table. His senior (my junior) year we were chemistry lab partners. Exciting stuff. And, Mike, the Wombat's name is Fred.
Ryan Clynes --
It kinda sucks for Ryan that his name starts with 'R', because he get's
to be at the bottom of this page. But it's okay; he deserves it 'cause
he calls pop "soda." He also lives across the hall from me, and has
a home in that bizarre shadow world known as "New Jersey."