Lord
of the Vaginas: Hegemeny, Desire and the Postmasculinist Subject
in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings
D.
Harlan Wilson

It
is not a burning eye. It is a flaming, electrified vagina —
the root of all evil that produces the desires, bodies and identities
of the predominantly male subjects in the films. Note the two
sharp phalli that support the Vagina of Sauran like a hammock.
D.
Harlan Wilson is an noted man of letters.
His official website is www.dharlanwilson.com.
(NOTE: The above theory was written before Wilson viewed the
film Transamerica (2005),
starring Felicity Huffman and Kevin Zegers, the latter of whose
character submits a similar piece of microcritisim. Zegers'
microcriticism is in fact slightly more detailed and compelling
than Wilson's and readers are encouraged to consider "Lord
of the Vaginas" in comparison and contrast with this moment
in the film.)